Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Oh Diane...

You know a person is pompous when they refer to themselves in the third-person. This is something a shoplifter or self righteous congresswomen will often do. Two good examples are:

1. "Ouch, I know you did not just grab Wayne Smith" said the shoplifter as he massaged his irritated flesh.

2. "Diane knows the answer to every question before it is asked because Diane is a genius where as the other politicians are idiots" Diane said to the mirror.

Well it's all right. Every day is judgment day, and Sensormatic tags stand guard like the Knights Templar protecting their favorite chalice.

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