Thursday, January 26, 2006

Loss prevention convention addicts

You've seen them at the convention hall bar, or putting for the free mazda. Loss prevention convention addicts are a dangerous breed. All they talk about are keynote speakers and shrinkage statistics. They may seem harmless to your average passerby, but I assure you, a fiendish dancing monkey similar to what you would think of lurking in the dark bowels of a three story jack in the box is less sinister.

Don't say I never warned you.


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