Monday, January 23, 2006

A man tried to sell me 7,000 used sensormatic supertags, with 1 catch...

If I wanted the tags I had to also buy his mint condition collection of Miss piggy shower curtains. I asked what the emergency to sell the MPC(Miss Piggy Collection) was all about. What I was told will haunt me for the remainder of my days. No it was not a tale of an unprotected retail store with no checkpoint or sensormatic retail security tags. It was much, much worse. It was a story of human depravity. A story frothing with untoward behavior. It was a MPC shower curtain story that your average supertag superhero would run from.


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