Be wary of Romulans bearing gifts...

I was recently offered a free HD Plasma television by a Romulan I met on the street. My interest was not peeked until the alien offered to throw in a free Sensormatic Supertag hand detacher, with the obvious implication being that I was to employ this device in a shoplifting scheme. The morale depravity that exists out there is shocking. Criminals run free, shoplifting their way through life. It's a reality and we need to deal with it. If you have assets protect them because stealing is the occupation of far too many these days.