Friday, November 18, 2005

Security tags - The Next Generation: A thorn on every rose - act II

Captain's log, November 19, 3782:
While orbiting Celeinos Alpha Two and planning the rescue of Ensign Mootel and Commander McTaggers we received a communique from the Sess Empire. They claim to have lost communication and knowledge of the whereabouts of one of their Stealth Destroyers. Sess destroyers are renowned through out the universe for their lethality. One rogue ship could touch off a blaze that will rock the foundation of peace in the Delta quadrant. I have decided to take the ship and search out this destroyer. Mootel and McTaggers will have to face down ShockTrooper Marly on their own until this Sess ship can be found.


Inside the Pirate's bar, Blue beards - Southern Main Island:Celeinos Alpha Two

Commander McTaggers:
Have you ever tasted such sweet gallepa wine, Mootel?

Ensign Mootel:
Bllllhhhhhhhch. This is what heaven must be like. The wine is sweet. The women are beautiful. None of the retail stores use Sensormatic security tags, so shoplifting is easy. If they raise my limit at the Casino, life'll be perfect.

Commander Mctaggers:
How did we get here again?

Ensign Mootel:
Who cares? We're here now.

ShockTrooper Marly(in her office watching the Bar on HDTV CCTV via HD satellite Feed):
Hho, hho, hho, my plan is working. hho, hho, hho. We will soon gain the secrets of Federation retail security tags. Loss prevention security measures will be no match for our shoplifting power.

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