Bed and Bath Security...

Stores like BedBathStore.com and Bed Bath and Beyond use Sensormatic retail security tags to protect there merchandise. Sensormatic stickers can be placed on most home goods. Croscill bedding is a high expense and high demand item. Linens of this price range can easily be sold on the street. Sensormatic tags protect top end retailers.

How do you thank a Bridal party...

They are called Bridesmaid cards, and they are the right thing to do. Do not be the Bride that does not know how to say thank you. A wedding is a team effort and bridesmaids need to be thanked after. Of course shoplifter guests who steal the centerpieces do not deserve thank you cards.

Orah et Deborah

For those who don't know, we are doing a repeat of Retail Security month in July. Used Sensormatic Tags and Refurbished Checkpoint Tags will be celebrate with vim and vigor. Let's get those shoplifters scared people. Retail security forever!

Rapture...

Five items that would be superfluous in a Rapture situation.

*1. Sensormatic tags
*2. Checkpoint tags
*3 Knogo tags
*4. Electronic Article Surveillance Equipment
*5. Retail Security sensors

Five things that will be important in a Rapture situation.

*1. The mark of the beast
*2. Bibles
*3 sleeping pills
*4. Socks
*5. Air Conditioners

Retail security and Ambien post...

I posted a nice little story about retail security and Ambien and blogger dissed me. Where did my post go? I don't know. Will it be back? I doubt it. If you want to know about sleeping pills like lunesta and ambien, and how they relate to retail security check out usedsecurity.com.

Love that Moses...

Few men have made a more positive impact on humanity than Moses. He was a good one. here are some reasons.
*No socks with sandals
*Great person to survive a plan crash with (40 years in the desert)
*Big beleiver in personal liberties
*Has very powerful connections
*Does not take ambien or Lunesta
*Sensormatic and checkpoint tag fan

Directa your feetza...

To daddy greens pizza. Who's the baddest meanest most lowdown mofo around? Bill Gates is the current Shogung of Harlem. His MSN search was down for a little the other day, and I'm just one of the people who are starting to say hey, when is MSN going to get its act together. Lets go Billy boy.

The gift of unlimited wishes...

The classic paradox. Does everything make nothing.

If I had them I would wish for an end to shoplifting for every retailer who employed an EAS system. I would wish all CCTV systems to upgrade to HDTV intellix DVR systems with remote monitoring. I would wish for a 200" LCD flat panel hidef monitor. I would wish for the ultimate ambien alternative.

For the children...

This coming week is known worldwide as Retail Security Week. Please take at least 50% of the following weeks management meeting and devote it to retail security and loss prevention concerns. We observe Retail Security Week in the hope that crime can be reduced through responsible business management.

The Apprentice...

The Donald has got himself quite a show. Everyone loves a good business contest right? Well apparently not true for the residents of a small town in Madagascar. The Trinundi's are one of the most primitive cultures on the planet. A plane crashed into the ocean by their village last year and a working LCD television with built in DVD player washed up on the Trinundi's beach. A DVD of last seasons Apprentice Finale was in the LCD player...

Come back next time to find out what happened when the Trinundi's first laid eyes on Trump.