Heat Wave...

Hold on to your fans and air conditioners cause it's hot out there. Being hot is not a valid excuse for shoplifting. If you are to hot to take it, find a water hole and take a dip. Buy some cool ices. Run through a sprinkler. Sit at your desk and bake. Just don't shoplift because the retail community is protected by Sensormatic and Checkpoint Systems. We will catch you and prosecute you. Go swimming not stealing.

The Big Lebowski...

The dude is one of the most shoplifted DVD stars of all time. Shoplifting experts seem to be targeting this classic film made in 1998. Retailers be warned: Sensormatic ultrmax labels and Checkpoint 410 labels are needed to hold things down. Don't say I didn't warn you. Shoplifters I will defeat you!

Why Dry Donkey, Why...

In the wooded thicket behind the castle lives a mysterious creature called the dry donkey. The dry donkey is a fearsome yet foolish animal. Dry donkeys are famous for eating anything they can get. It does not matter what the source of the donkeys food. If a dry donkey happens upon a Sensormatic tag he will even eat that. Pin and all. Why dry donkey, oh why.

Why are the drapes open...

Security must be a priority at all times. Michael reacted like a cat as the assassins began there stealth attack, but you've got to wonder what would have happened had Kaye not questioned about the drapes. The point of this story. Security and luck can keep you alive but security and awareness is more reliable. Combine the iron grip off a used Sensormatic Super tag and a well trained attentive staff and your store will earn more money. Retail security systems keep the money where it's supposed to be. Make the money for yourself not for the criminals.